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I'm sitting on the bus when a man 2 times my size and height gets on the bus. I gave a customary and mind you painless headnod upon eye contact only to recieve an empty, pseudomenacing glare as he walked by to his seat. I ignored him, preoccupied with my own thoughts sitting heavy on my head as the bus moved forward. My issues weighed on me to the point where I decided to pray, first for everyone one I know, then me. I decided to say the serenity prayer for good measure when halfway through it I am interrupted by an unapologetically loud and obnoxiously booming voice bellow-

"WE HEAR YOU!!!!"

"WE ALL HERE YOU!!!!!!!"

"I AM THE GREAT COMMUNICATOR!!!!!!!!!"

"RONALD REAGAN TRIED TO SHUT ME DOWN-YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM, YEAH........"


I turned my head (better judgement be damned) to see that me x2 guy sitting just one seat away no longer looking at me mean but with a 'looking down upon thou from on high' glare. I then assumed he in was the voice I heard, and that his belief that he was in fact 'The Great Communicator ' was somehow attributed in part to the huge, half of a golf ball sized bump on his head. I then turned back around, and continue looking out of the front window of the bus as it continued home.





I have to get a car.


soon.